Today I took my youngest to SeaWorld while his brother attended a classmate’s birthday party. While at SeaWorld I got a chance to pet a young wallaby (yes, apparently they have wallabies at marine parks), pet a dolphin (yeah!), and enjoy the Pets Rule show, where there’s a cow head on the large bottle of milk.
Well, by not being the one to take my oldest to the birthday party, this is what I missed:
Yes, it’s a flying cow, with huge wings! Look how cute it is sideways:
And if you think it just looks like it could fly, think again. With large wings and double AA batteries, it’s a flying wonder. Now I finally understand how the cow managed to jump over the moon. Take a look at the flying cow in action:
All you do at home is attach a string from the ceiling to the cow and you get to see a cow flying around and around. Wow cow! Can you believe I missed this???
Next time someone says, “when pigs fly”, just reply, “no, when cows fly”, and you’ll know you’ve just increased your probability rate.